Sex and The Great Outdoors

When you’re dating during the spring and summer, if you’re lucky, you’ll find yourself in the great outdoors at some point. Whether that means camping or staying at a cottage, there will be many romantic moments as you enjoy yourself out in 'the wilds'. All that fresh air and all those sunsets are natural sexual invigorators – getting her in the intimate frame of mind, and reminding him about the natural side of being alive. The nights will also add their share of enjoyment as you sneak down to the water to skinny-dip under the full moon and the wash of stars in the milky-way. Invariably, at some point, the entire concept of outdoors sex will just happen. Sex can be a great thing of course, but there are some cautions that you should take before setting out on such sexual adventures.

Problem: Sex in the Dirt (and Not the Down and Dirty Type Dirt

Outdoor activities expose you to more grime, and with that, more bacteria. Normal outdoor activities like starting a fire, cooking over a campfire, cutting wood, and just the smoke and bug sprays leaves you a much less desirable person to be around from an intimacy point of view. No matter how amorous you might feel, the Hollywood movie version of an idyllic and loving camping trip or nature walk are unlikely to happen unless you take care of basic sanitation necessities. So there are a few recommendations. Wash up thoroughly before bedtime. When roughing it in the bush, take a container of 'wet wipes' with you to help keep yourself sanitary in your nether regions.

Solution: Wash As Much As Possible

There are ways around this pitfall, of course. Most parks have access to shower facilities, but sometimes these are overloaded, or sometimes you may not be close enough to avail ourselves of them. Go during off-peak hours when you’ll have some privacy – waiting until all the kids in the park are in bed is the perfect time to go. If you are around showers, then you can make use of them. Perhaps using them after midnight or very early in the morning would bypass shower queues. Of course if you on a backpack trail, you will need to either bath in a stream, or else mutually sponge bath each other.

Problem:  Being Alone

Tents are just not good at blocking sound. When you have sex at night, especially if one of you is a screamer, be prepared for anything from amusing looks or accusing looks from the campsites around you. In the worst case you may get a visit from the park authorities (and hopefully not in the middle of the act).

 Solution: Long Nature Treks

This one works like a charm, as long as you remember some basic safety tips. First, watch out for wildlife – especially lions and tigers and bears – OH MY! – just kidding, but there are some animals that you have to consider depending on your region. Many areas have bears, but in the mountain regions, there are some cats that may cause concern. Most other meat eaters tend to shy away from people, but if you are in the deep south, you can run into reptiles that are not so pleasant. Nothing dampens the libido more than running for your life. Second, do not go at night for a sex hike. It is too easy to get lost, or stumble and hurt yourself. Better to go in daylight and pick a seldom-used trail. Third, bring a blanket for comfort and to keep from getting grass and sand from getting in your various hairy parts. Tell other people in your campsite where you will be.  If you do not turn up on time because you just got too caught up in sex, then they can send the Rangers looking for you.

Have fun this summer!

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Setting Up A Hot Date For the Single Dad

It that time of the year when most women have been thinking about their parents for a while.

Is there something that you could give a gift to besides your immediate parents? 

Lets look outside of your immediate family and broaden your sights to include your immediate circle of friends.

Is there a single father that you know who is so tied up with his kids that he never seems to get a chance to get out on his own? You know the type. A great guy who just does not have the time, inclination or money to do the bar scene anymore looking for action. In other words, a great husband for the right woman.

So would you like to be play Yenta for him and find him a match?

But you are out of girlfriends, what can you do now?

So why not try a significantly different approach that will achieve the same objective?

A situation where he can select the next person to go out with!
How about setting him up with a way to look at and communicate with women from home after the kids are asleep!
A gift that helps him seek company by communicating with women who are not the paid telephone chat-line bimbos that you see in TV advertising!

All of these issues are addressed by signing him up to an online dating site.

Unfortunately you have heard how unsuccessful many men are at finding someone on an online dating site. What most men do not know though is that the reason they are unsuccessful is that men are just generally really bad at understanding what it is about them that women find attractive!

Enter you!

The ideal present for your single dad friend would be to buy him a membership to an online dating site.  To add a personal touch, you set up a profile for them. Set up the profile, select a few of those great pictures that you have of him enjoying himself with friends, and then write up profile text that would make any woman weep with joy to read.

After all, only a woman knows how to truly reach the soul of another woman.

Do your friend a favor.

Spend a few bucks, and a few minutes to set him up with the gift of a lifetime. Help him find a new life partner.

Nothing could be a better gift than that – ever!!

For a solid starting point, check out this link for ideas of the best online dating sites to select from:

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My Favorite Colour Is Yellow

I communicated with a guy online that a friend of mine had given my messenger address to, we chatted for about two months. We finally decided to meet for lunch one day as a way to see if anything more would develop. He lived about an hour and a half away from me so it was quite a drive to my apartment. He showed up in an old truck (and I mean old) it looked like it had once belonged to “Jed Clampett”!

I greeted him and things started to go downhill even more quickly. He looked like he just came from a construction site, he was completely unkempt and his clothes were dirty, dusty and smelly. He then told me I would have to drive because there was a hole in the floorboard on the passenger side and he did not want me falling through.

We went to a small Chinese buffet for lunch. It was nice and the food was excellent. I was starting to become impressed, but that did not last too long.  He did the usual compliments about me and then proceeded to tell me an anecdote of how he had lost most of the toes on one foot because of a childhood accident with his dad's loaded rifle. Like I cared. He then told me that he did not have a job. He had lied to me so I would go out with him. Then I found out he was going to be evicted from his friend's garage because he could not pay his rent. Then this loser started to blubber that he had nothing. No job, no prospects and he knew that he was not good looking. He was so annoying it was pathetic. Rather than beat him about the head and shoulders with a baseball bat like I desperately wanted to, I just bit my tongue and consoled him. I said that he just had to be patient and the right one would come along. It just would not be me. He paid for lunch and then he took me back to my apartment.

As we stood at my apartment door he remembered that he had bought a gift for me and that he had left it in the truck. He asked me what my favourite colour was and I said it was yellow. He then ran down the hall in excitement. I stood there wondering what in the world could he have bought me that was yellow. Well I soon found out. He returned a few minutes later with some over-ripe bananas. I didn't know weather to laugh or cry so I did neither. Instead I just stood there in awe. He then proceeded to tell me he had to spend the night because he had had a little too much to drink and didn’t want to get caught driving. I told him (over my dead body) and tried to push him out the door. He was very reluctant to leave so I did the only thing I could do. I attacked him with my bananas, hurling them at him until he backed up into the hall, then I slammed the door! He screamed at me to let him in, but there was no way that was happening. I yelled at him he could stuff his bananas up his butt. Then I told him to leave or I would call the cops. Thank God he left before I had to go through that too.

It was a life altering date. I had to move and change all my personal online information. My friends never give out my personal information anymore.

I think I will join a dating site, hopefully one that doesn’t have any banana toting sex pots.

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Setting Up A Hot Date For the Single Dad

As the year advances, most women are now into the mode of thinking about parents. Not so much mothers this time, but fathers.

In the majority of cases, you have already done your own mothers day or father's day purchases, but is there something more that you can do? 

Lets look outside of your immediate family and broaden your sights to include your immediate circle of friends.

Do you know a really great single father who would love to be with a woman, but just does not seem to have the time to follow through? Almost every woman has at least one. Someone that is only a friend, but is truly a great guy and would be a stellar husband for some lucky female.

So are you getting excited about trying your hand at matchmaking yet?

Darn – you do not actually know anyone that you can set him up with.

So what about this as the ideal alternative approach?

A situation where he can select the next person to go out with!
A gift that gives him an opportunity to communicate with lots of women who may want to be a mother to his children!
A gift that helps him seek company by communicating with women who are not the paid telephone chat-line bimbos that you see in TV advertising!

The answer is as simple as signing him up for an online dating site.

Unfortunately, most men really suck at communicating and expressing their wishes.  They are also not good at letting the great person that they really are show publicly.

Enter you!

The best present for your single father friend would be to purchase him a membership to an online dating site.  To add a personal touch, you create the account for them. Set up the profile, select a few of those great pictures that you have of him enjoying himself with friends, and then write up profile text that would make any woman dash out the door in her hurry to meet this guy.

It takes a woman to understand the needs of, and reach the heart of another woman after all.

Do your friend a favor.

Spend a few bucks, and a few minutes to set him up with the gift of a lifetime. Help him find a new life partner.

It is truly the ultimate gift!

For a great place to start, check out this link for ideas of the best online dating sites to select from:

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